While Cuppins may be responsible for cracking the human genome only to loose her research in a chemical fire (caused by icing intended for Muffcakes: Season 3 - Episode 324), it is the Cuppins Fans that have proven a true devotion to science. As was leaked in the latest issue of Sci-Pop, "Cuppins fans are routinely found with hijacked X-Ray machines, boarded up in their mother's basement, conducting anatomical tests." As a result we are under a legal obligation, here at Penny-Slaw productions, to release the following statement:
Any behaviors resulting from, or inspired by, Cuppins and Muffcakes media are by no means the responsibility of Penny-Slaw productions. The Penny-Slaw Corporation maintains full exception from any resulting legal disputes.
I'm concerned that my son may be one of these fans of which you speak... I'm currently conducting a thorough search in my basement for traces of radio-active materials. However, I think he may have removed all X-ray equipment before leaving home for points unknown. I now recall seeing an unmarked plain brown box sealed up with the name "William" written in large black letters in the top!!!
ReplyDeleteI am a Cuppins fan and this latest issue of Sci-Pop infuriated me! Cuppins fans are like everyone else, but smarter and would never conduct dangerous tests on ourselves. We leave that for the Muffcake fans. Besides, how would any invention get off the ground if no one tested it? Cuppins fans are simply responsible citizens. Kudos Cuppins. I like your style.
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